FUNDRAISER!

The Caravan of Dooom fundraiser,

Friday August 20th, 7pm till late. $7.

289 Lygon St, East Brunswick. 

Enter via Zombie Dance Lane.

Join the Caravan of Dooom for one last show-biz cash-grab blow off before they hit the road for warmer climates on their first National tour!

Featuring extra- special guest bands and performers, this will be a night of colorful carnie chaos, in the elegant trash-bag decor of DIY East Brunswick venue Cat Food Press.

The metal-studded musical line up includes all-boy dirty psycho grunge stalwarts The Filthy Bourgeois, playing their first show in over two months! Joining them will be the sweet new sensation of all-girl flouro surf punk outfit Swimsuit Dynamite. Stabby Stabby Kill Kill will be bringing their dark comedy sludge rock to the stage, and opening it all will be the belt-tightening foot stomping blues of new Melbourne resident Mojo Juju, performing a steely solo set.

Peppering this musical feast with moments of awful genius will be a collection of the finest cabaret, sideshow and circus performers from beyond the Fringe, including new face Little Miss Rampage, sideshow stalwart the Great Gordo Gamsby, finely tuned vaudi-villain  Porcelain Punch, and with disruptions, explosions and experimentations from your dreadful hosts the Caravan of Dooom!

With a speakeasy set-up, and an early evening barbeque, this send-off for Melbourne's favourite circus pranksters is a night not to be missed!

Itinerary

After a lot of time spent behind a keyboard, I am proud to announce the the Itinerary for the SAVE THE UNICORNS tour of the South East Coast this Summer.

 It promises to be massive, exhausting, rewarding (if not financially), dangerous and fucking exciting. Don't miss out on your chance to See one of our shows as we come through your town. And pass it on - repost this tour onto your many variations of online enslavement NOW NOW NOW!

Mad Love, (buyatshirt)
RUIN

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 ITINERARY

AUGUST

20^th – “Caravan of Dooom Fundraiser” at Cat Food Press, 389 Lygon St, East Brunswick, MELBOURNE. 7pm – 3am.

Feat. The Filthy Bourgeois, Swimsuit Dynamite, Mojo Juju, Stabby Stabby Kill Kill, The Great Gordo Gamsby, Little Miss Rampage, Porcelain Punch, The Caravan of Dooom and more.
$7 on the door. More info from www.caravanofdooom.blogspot .com

21^st – “Victorian Roller Derby League Benefit” at the Bendigo Hotel, 125 Johnston St, Collingwood, MELBOURNE, (Caravan of Dooom at 6.40pm.)

SEPTEMBER

3^rd – Northern Rivers Hotel, LISMORE, 9.00pm – 2am
Feat. The Blush Foundation, Shiny Shiny, Space Tapes and Analougalicious
$15 per ticket

5^th – The Great Northern Backroom, BYRON BAY, 8.00pm – 11.30pm
Feat. The Blush Foundation, Shiny Shiny, Space Tapes and Analougalicious
$17.50

10^th – 13^th – “Good Clean Fun” at Out the Back, Metro Arts, 109 Edward St, BRISBANE, presented as part of Brisbane Festival 2010’s BF10 UNDER THE RADAR.
Bookings via Moshtix 1300 438 849
http://www.moshtix.com.au/good-clean-fun

16^th – Memorial Entertainment Centre, BATHURST, as part of the Bohemian Masquerade Ball.
More info from http://thebohoball.com/tour.php

17^th – Hotel Gearin, KATOOMBA, Blue Mountains, as part of the Bohemian Masquerade Ball.
More info from http://thebohoball.com/tour.php

22^nd, 24^th, 25^th – “Good Clean Fun” at the Red Rattler Theatre, 6 Faversham St, Marrickville, SYDNEY, presented by the Sydney Fringe.
Tickets and more info via http://thesydneyfringe.com.au/shows/good-clean-fun

25^th – The Vanguard, 42 King St, Newtown, SYDNEY, as part of the Bohemian Masquerade Ball, presented by the Sydney Fringe.
Tickets and more info via http://thesydneyfringe.com.au/shows/bohemian-masquerade-ball

30^th – Festival Club, as part of This Is Not Art, NEWCASTLE.
More details from www.thisisnotart.org (whenever they get their website updated that is…)

OCTOBER

1^st –The Masonic Lodge, NEWCASTLE, as part of the Crack Theatre Festival at TINA.
More details from http://cracktheatrefestival.com/ (see above)

6^th – 9^th – “Good Clean Fun” at Bar Open, 317 Brunswick St, Fitzroy, MELBOURNE, as part of Melbourne Fringe Festival.
Bookings via www.melbournefringe.com.au or 9660 9666

10 – 12^th – Secret Tour Afterparty…

Brisbane, Sydney, Newcastle - watch yo self!

We've been hard at work here in the Caravan of Dooom HQ, fending off the shit eating bore-o-crats, and planning world domination. It's pretty exciting - 9 towns, 6 weeks, 5 festivals, 3 motorcycles, 1 caravan, Millions of cigarettes, tons of wheatpaste, shitloads of posters, 7000 kilometres, 2.5 nervous breakdowns, no budget, dozens of clothes pegs, 3 replacement jock straps, hopefully no police contact, 1 criminal record, 33 amazing sunrises, 24 laaaate nights, 1000's of stunned onlookers...

At least those are the projected figures. Yes that's right denizens of the underground - the DOOOM IS COMING! We're about to release our tour itinerary very soon, and it's gonna be red hot. Taking in the Brisbane festival, Sydney Fringe, TINA in Newcastle, Melbourne Fringe and the Bohemian Masquerade Ball, this is gonna be a hell of way to kick off summer. We're gonna tear the South East coast a new arsehole, so if you're a fan of the absurd and unusual, keep your eyes peeled.

Incidentally we're also looking for places to stay in Brisbane and Sydney.
The Ad: Comfortable, cheap, accommodation sought by motorcycle touring 5 piece circus group.
Warehouses, farms, large driveways or gardens all applicable. Will bring own bedding and killer sense of humour. Plus very good at cooking kangaroo steaks and cleaning up after ourselves.
Contact caravan.of.dooom(at)gmail.com

And we also want to find some peeps to help us put up posters in advance of our shows in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne.
The Ad: Dedicated wheatpaster sought to assist in world takeover attempt by incendiary circus pranksters. Requirements - ability to make wheatpaste, and good knowledge of local postering spots. Preferably able to see in dark, and come fully equipped with anti-cop radar.
Payment to be made in form of favour owed by nipple sucking, booze hound circus from hell. To be called in at any time and in any form. All dares accepted, all responsibility denied. (Free t-shirts also available for the faint-hearted)
contact email as above.

We'll be uploading more info very soon.
Keep your eyes to the horizon...