Brisbane, Sydney, Newcastle - watch yo self!

We've been hard at work here in the Caravan of Dooom HQ, fending off the shit eating bore-o-crats, and planning world domination. It's pretty exciting - 9 towns, 6 weeks, 5 festivals, 3 motorcycles, 1 caravan, Millions of cigarettes, tons of wheatpaste, shitloads of posters, 7000 kilometres, 2.5 nervous breakdowns, no budget, dozens of clothes pegs, 3 replacement jock straps, hopefully no police contact, 1 criminal record, 33 amazing sunrises, 24 laaaate nights, 1000's of stunned onlookers...

At least those are the projected figures. Yes that's right denizens of the underground - the DOOOM IS COMING! We're about to release our tour itinerary very soon, and it's gonna be red hot. Taking in the Brisbane festival, Sydney Fringe, TINA in Newcastle, Melbourne Fringe and the Bohemian Masquerade Ball, this is gonna be a hell of way to kick off summer. We're gonna tear the South East coast a new arsehole, so if you're a fan of the absurd and unusual, keep your eyes peeled.

Incidentally we're also looking for places to stay in Brisbane and Sydney.
The Ad: Comfortable, cheap, accommodation sought by motorcycle touring 5 piece circus group.
Warehouses, farms, large driveways or gardens all applicable. Will bring own bedding and killer sense of humour. Plus very good at cooking kangaroo steaks and cleaning up after ourselves.
Contact caravan.of.dooom(at)gmail.com

And we also want to find some peeps to help us put up posters in advance of our shows in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne.
The Ad: Dedicated wheatpaster sought to assist in world takeover attempt by incendiary circus pranksters. Requirements - ability to make wheatpaste, and good knowledge of local postering spots. Preferably able to see in dark, and come fully equipped with anti-cop radar.
Payment to be made in form of favour owed by nipple sucking, booze hound circus from hell. To be called in at any time and in any form. All dares accepted, all responsibility denied. (Free t-shirts also available for the faint-hearted)
contact email as above.

We'll be uploading more info very soon.
Keep your eyes to the horizon...